sherlocksmyth:

"but kids won’t UNDERSTAND gay couples!"

shit, kids don’t understand long division and you shove that down their throat but taking five seconds to explain how some people like the same sex is way harder than dividing by a two fuckin digit number.

(via jordanfrederick)


brienneoffarts:

forthethrilloftherush:

the happiest moment in human history

My friends were joking that cat woman was all ” bruce… do we have to go to that same cafe again? I wanna try something new” and he’s all (bat man voice) “NO ALFRED MIGHT SHOW UP TODAY AND I NEED TO SMILE AT HIM!” “bruce its been 8 years” “ALFRED. MIGHT. BE. THERE.”

(via jordanfrederick)


bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

(via lucasdekubber)



fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

goats are a government conspiracy.

(via melody-5sos)


vessl:

oklahormoan:

bandsareprettyrad:

Leonardo DiCaprio getting hella turnt

man, the star of this gif is REALLY homeboy in the orange pants. 

Is this the dance dance music video

vessl:

oklahormoan:

bandsareprettyrad:

Leonardo DiCaprio getting hella turnt

man, the star of this gif is REALLY homeboy in the orange pants. 

Is this the dance dance music video

(via melody-5sos)


whoring101:

jaydead:

Are you sure ???

only in portland dude i tell ya… 

whoring101:

jaydead:

Are you sure ???

only in portland dude i tell ya… 

(via jordanfrederick)


Every blog needs a Steve Irwin appreciation post

fandomsdelight:

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mother fuckin crocodile hunter

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look at that how cute is that

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remember baby bindi? and robert?

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aw gosh he was my whole childhood 

rip

(via jordanfrederick)


Will you just stop and listen to me?

(via jordanfrederick)


starllex:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.


It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol

starllex:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol

(via jordanfrederick)